What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic