Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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