Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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