Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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