I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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