hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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