i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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