Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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