Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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