I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Randomize
