I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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