i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE