Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.