he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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