Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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