My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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