So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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