we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize