I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
tell me about the fingering
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