the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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