are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm determined to sit on that face.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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