Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
did i walk over a car last night?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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