my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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