I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?