rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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