I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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