My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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