Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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