Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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