he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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