I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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