You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize