Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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