do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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