i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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