IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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