Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
