its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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