jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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