I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I cut my penus on the lid.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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