how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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