i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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