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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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