i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
