I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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