Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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