Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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