I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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