omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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