Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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