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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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