I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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